Larry: Hey, Coach. What happened to our pool table?
Coach: It's still there, Larry, but thanks to our Billiard Buddy Adaptor, you know, it's more fun than ever now. It can be a knock hockey table, a Ping-Pong table, a slot-car track. You name it.
Larry: I want a pool table.
Coach: Well, let me get out my easy-to-follow conversion instructions here. Ah. Ah. Tool kit. For moving... And that.
Larry: Coach, how long is this going to take?
Coach: Ah, 20 minutes.
Larry: 20 minutes to put the pool table together?
Coach: No, 20 minutes to figure what the hell this is.
Larry: Forget it. I'll play Ping-Pong.
Coach: God bless you.