Frasier: I want my doggy back!
Sam: Frasier, I've grown accustomed to the old girl.
Frasier: Well, my emotional need for her right now is stronger than yours.
Sam: Yeah, but she's mine. [Diane returns from the back]
Frasier: But I love her.
Sam: Well, you can find another one.
Frasier: Sam, I don't even want to talk about this anymore. There's nothing can say that would make me change my mind. She's mine and she always will be. You were never anything but a port in the storm. I want her and I'm going to have her. And nobody is going to stand in my way or else they'll suffer my wrath. Do I make myself clear, Mr. Malone?
Diane: [normal voice] Frasier, this is so exciting. You are the only man who has ever proclaimed his feelings for me with such eloquence.
Sam: Uh, I got a flash for you here, Diane. What we were talking about...
Frasier: Sam, she knows perfectly well what and who we were talking about. She's a clever girl and a beautiful one.