Quote from Sam in Diane's Allergy
Diane: Sam, Frasier and I came to an important decision tonight after dinner. Frasier: Sam, brace yourself. Diane and I are going to cohabitate. Sam: Is that... right here in the bar? Well, I guess it's cheaper than a piano player. Diane: This is predictable. Making jokes to mask the pain. Sam: No, I don't understand what you two are talking about. Diane: Sam, I'm going to move into Frasier's fashionable townhouse. Sam: And where's Frasier going to move to? Frasier: Sam, I believe you're being deliberately opaque in a situation where- Diane: Frasier, he's making a joke. Frasier: Oh, shoot. Sam: So you two will be shacked up together? Frasier: Yes, I decided it was time. The only thing that spoiled an evening with Diane was having to say good night to her. Sam: Really? That was one of my highlights.