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Quote from Carla in Diane's Allergy

Carla: OK, cut the crap. Today's my birthday. You all know that. So if you're planning a party for me, and you damn well better be, let's get the show on the road here, huh?
Sam: Boy, if that's not a cue for merriment, I don't know what is?
Cliff: Just a small token of my appreciation.
Carla: A very small token.
Cliff: Well, you know what they say, good things come in small packages.
Carla: No, little things come in small packages. Oh. Perfume.
Cliff: No, toilet water. [laughs]
Carla: Gag gift. Gag gift, I went for it. OK.
Norm: [carrying a large, heavy box] All right, Carla. Maybe this will make it up to you.
Carla: Now, this is more like it. All right. [opens the box and peers inside] A jelly bean. Thank you, Norm. Another gag gift. Oh, you guys are too much. [gasps] And garlic flavored. Nice touch, Norm.

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