Diane: Hester, I've been thinking a lot about our little talk last night.
Hester Crane: I hope you've been thinking long and hard.
Diane: I have. Frasier, I came to a decision last night. When and if we marry, I think we should commit mommy dearest here to a rest home, making sure that beating and starving are the only forms of recreation.
Frasier: Diane!
Hester Crane: I beg your pardon?
Frasier: Diane.
Diane: In fact, I feel like slapping your face right now.
Hester Crane: Take me out of here this moment.
Diane: Well, it's a joke, come on. I'm obviously kidding. We're not going to put the woman in a rest home, we'll have her with us always. We're going to have her stuffed. [As Diane laughs, Sam gives her a "cut it out", throat slash gesture] And I'll even slit her throat in the process. Thank you, Sam. [laughs]