Sam: Coach! Listen. Listen to me. Look, I'm going to tell you straight and you just better listen to me right now.
Coach: Sam, before you do, could I ask a very special favor of you?
Sam: What?
Coach: Sam, would you please be my best man?
Sam: Oh, Coach. Oh, sure, sure. I'd be proud to.
Coach: Thanks, Sam. Now if I can just clear this with Irene.
Sam: Well, what does she care who your best man is?
Coach: No, it's not Irene. It's Sue. If you showed up at the wedding, she said something about hiring a sniper.