Quote from Sam in Coach in Love, Part 1
Sam: [answers phone] Cheers. Oh, well, hello, Sue. Uh, Irene, it's your daughter. Well, this is a surprise. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, I've been expecting this call for a long time. OK, commence begging. Sam, Sam Malone. Yeah, she's here. [to Irene] Uh, she wants to talk to you. [places phone down] Diane: Sam, you seem to be working awfully hard to get a date with a woman who obviously wouldn't cross the street to spit in your hair. Sam: Don't worry. Don't worry. She will when she gets to know me.