Quote from Diane in Coach in Love, Part 1
Diane: Oh, but you can keep that little hand puppet you loved so much. Sam: Hand puppet? Diane: Yes, Brian the Lion. Sam: Oh, yeah. Brian the Lion. [notices Carla is dusting the bar with it] Diane: I remember how touched you were that I gave you something that I had in my childhood. Sam: Yes, extremely. [to Carla] I'll give you five bucks to run out right now. Carla: You got it. Sam: No, take this with you... Diane: [gasps] Brian? Sam: Oh, by golly, in this light, it does look a little bit like Brian. Diane: Brian the Lion, a bar rag? Sam Malone, you are the most insensitive, insufferable boob I have ever had the misfortune to run across.