Sam: And you're wrong.
Diane: In your hat.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah, I've kind of lost track here, Carla. What round is this?
Carla: I can't count that high. Just so we can follow the fun, what's this fight about?
Diane: We're not fighting, Carla. We're merely discussing a difference of opinion. Vodka rocks, two. I think Sam is a heartless, mindless, slack-jawed cretin and he disagrees. But I'm sure he'll see reason eventually. Let me know when his head lights up.
Sam: As usual, you have to take a connecting flight to get to the point. We were talking about the way you don't trust me, motormouth.
Diane: No, broken brow, we settled that. You were proven wrong and we moved on.
Sam: As I recall...
Diane: Sam, give me credit for having enough intelligence to humiliate you in the right subject area.
Carla: My favorite couple. Steve and Eydie Amin.