Quote from Diane in Where There's a Will
Diane: What you did out there was fine and noble and I'm very proud of you. And I can tell by that look you're proud of yourself, huh? Sam: Yes, Diane, I am. I'm proud and rich. [laughs] Diane: What's that? Sam: This little baby is my ticket to happiness. This is the will. I palmed it, and I burned the phoney one. Diane: What? How? Sam: Are you kidding me? I do magic, remember? Watch this. [hums as he makes the paper disappear and then pulls it out from behind Diane's ear] Oh, lookee here! Diane: That is the most avaricious, unregenerate, rapacious thing you have ever done! Sam: Wait a second here. Now, a couple of those words didn't sound very nice. Diane: How's this? You have sunk so low you would need a ladder to kiss a snake's hiney. Sam: Well, that's clear, but why?