Quote from Diane in Where There's a Will
Carla: Okay, who's the wise guy who shoved the l.O.U. in the tip glass? Sam: Let me see this. It's not an l.O.U. This is a bunch of writing I don't understand, is what this. Diane: Is it in a foreign tongue? Sam: No, no, it's English. Diane: In your case, that qualifies.