Quote from Coach in Sumner's Return
Coach: Oh, hi. Sumner: I know you're surprised to see me. But let me tell you, it's taken every ounce of courage to show my face in here today. Coach: Oh, come on. We get a lot of funny looking faces in here. Sumner: You don't remember me, do you? I'm Professor Sumner Sloan. I came in several months ago with Diane Chambers. And to my shame, I deserted her here to go back to my ex-wife. Coach: What can I get for you? Sumner: I'll have a glass of white wine. Coach: White wine. Sumner: And over dinner last night, a mutual friend informed me that Diane works here. Is that correct? Coach: Gee, I don't know. I wasn't at the dinner. Carla: You slime. You are a total scuzzball. You're not fit to live with sewer rats. Sumner: I can't defend myself. Coach: My God, I thought she was talking to me.