Diane: Andy, what's the matter?
Andy: You kissed him. I saw you.
Diane: Oh, that's all right. I guess it's no secret here. Sam and I have sort of a thing going.
Andy: But I love you... and you said you love me.
Diane: Oh, dear. No, I was speaking as a friend, Andy. If I gave you any other impression, I'm sorry. Really sorry. I do love you, as a friend. OK?
Andy: Sure.
Diane: You're not upset?
Andy: No, no.
Diane: You're not angry with me?
Andy: That's OK. I'll use it in my performance. "Yet she must die else she betray more men."
Diane: Wonderful. That was perfect.
Andy: [to himself] "Put out the light and then put out the light."