Norm: Is this the first wedding ever in Cheers, Coach?
Coach: No, Frankie Flaherty got married in this bar, Norm. Yep, he met Janet right there in that corner, he proposed to her here, right in front of me, they got married there, had their first fight up by the piano, she caught him in the poolroom with a woman, shot him dead in the alley.
Cliff: Oh, that's an incredible story, really.
Coach: Want to know where he's buried?
Norm: Where?
Coach: He ain't. He's cremated.
Norm: Thank God!
Coach: Here's his ashes.