Sam: Boy, that guy sure chewed your ear off there, Coach.
Coach: Yeah, but what a nice guy, Sam. Hey, you know something? That's the first person I ever met that was actually on the Titanic, Sam.
Sam: He survived the Titanic?
Coach: I forgot to ask.
Sam: Coach, why didn't you call me over? I would've loved to hear that story.
Coach: Well, jeez, Sam, I figured you'd heard it. A big boat, it hit an iceberg. Bang! Down it went.
Sam: Listen, from now on, when you hear an interesting story like that, call me over. It's one of the joys of bartending.
Coach: You want to hear interesting? Forget the Titanic. Come here. Glen. Glen, tell him what you told me earlier. Go ahead.
Glen: I know all the words to the Bonanza theme song.
Coach: Go ahead. Let him hear it.
Glen: [sings] We got a right To pick a little fight, Bonanza! If anyone fights any one of us He's gotta fight with me We're not a one To settle up and run, Bonanza! Any one of us starts a little fight Knows he can trust on me One for four, four for one, This we guarantee One for four, four for one...