Quote from Sam in Diane's Perfect Date
Sam: You like dating nerds, nerds it is. Diane: Well, the next time I decide to go out, I'll check with you first. Sam: That would be a very good idea. Diane: I suppose you know better than I whom I should date? Sam: As a matter of fact, I do, lady. I could set you up with the best date you ever had. Diane: That's ridiculous. Sam: I could. Do you want me to? Diane: [scoffs] Would you let me set you up? Sam: Yeah. Why not? Diane: I'm tempted to do this just to see what kind of a joke you'd bring in. I haven't had a laugh for a week. Sam: Certainly not in a weekend. Diane: I resent that. Sam: 11.