Quote from Carla in Let Me Count the Ways
Carla: Hey, hey, Vampira, get to work, here. Diane: Carla, could we talk for a minute? I really need to talk to somebody. Carla, please? Have you ever lost a pet? Have you ever had a pet? Carla: Are you kidding me? I've been through it a thousand times with the kids. Goldfish, parakeets, turtles... Diane: No, no, no. A cat is different. Carla: Yeah, you can't flush a cat.