Quote from Sam in Let Me Count the Ways
Sam: [answers phone] Cheers. Uh, Diane's busy at the moment. Can I say who's calling? Her mother? Oh, well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Chambers. I'm Sam Malone. Yeah? She mentioned me, huh? No, no, I'm not scratching myself at the moment. Yeah, hold on a second, I'll get her for you. Diane, it's your mother. Take it from me, you're not adopted.