Carla: So, you get jobs for professional athletes to be in commercials, huh?
Lana: Yes. As a matter of fact, I specialize in male athletes.
Carla: [scoffs] Don't you know who you were just talking to? That's Sam Malone.
Tibor Svetkovic: Cute guy. Too bad he has dandruff.
Carla: He used to play with the Red Sox.
Lana: Really? Who does he play with now?
Carla: Whoa. You know, you give broads a good name.