Coach: What is it today, Sammy?
Sam: Oh, nothing too exciting. I locked my keys in the car.
Cliff: Hey! I won the pool!
Norm: Cliff wins three days in a row. It's uncanny.
Carla: What did you have yesterday?
Cliff: Ah, it was scrapes and nicks, and he cut himself shaving. And the day before that, I had stubbing something.
Sam: It still hurts.
Coach: Tell me. What do you like tomorrow?
Cliff: Uh... I see a mine shaft.