Diane: The point I am laboring to make here is that when I see an old athlete reliving his glory days on TV, I can't help but feel sorry for him, and I don't want to feel sorry for you.
Sam: Wait a minute. Feel sorry for me? Hey, look, I resent that. You don't have to feel sorry for me. You know who you should feel sorry for? I'll tell you who you should feel sorry for. You should feel sorry for the Flintstones!
Diane: I beg your pardon?
Sam: Well, yeah, they're opposite the six o'clock news, and when people find out that Mayday Malone is on, Bedrock is gonna be a very lonely little town!