Cliff: So, uh, Woodwork, why the sudden jump on the old bullet train to Commitmentville, huh?
Woody: Well, uh, Kelly's leaving tomorrow. Her dad's sending her to Europe to study for a year. I want to give her this ring so she won't forget me. A whole year. I'm gonna be one lost and lonely soul. [chuckles] Bullet train to Commitmentville. You crack me up, Mr. Clavin.
Cliff: Thank you, Woody.

Woody: Well, that was Carla's daughter. She said that, uh, the kids are going to drop off Mr. Clavin.
Norm: All right. All right. I don't think her kids are old enough to drive. [tires screeching]
Woody: What was that?
[Cliff grunts as he rolls down the stairs of Cheers] [tires screeching, car speeding away]
Norm: Cliff! Cliff! Cliff, Cliff buddy, are you all right?
Cliff: [mumbling]
Norm: Wait, there's a note. "Don't open until Christmas."
Woody: Aw, shoot.
Cliff: [muffled shouting]

Norm: Okay, at the beginning of that cartoon, Casper, the friendly ghost, had no friends whatsoever. By the end of the cartoon, of course, he's surrounded by friends. Next cartoon will start, Casper won't have any friends again. What is it we're not seeing between cartoons?
Cliff: Could be, uh, Casper sating his thirst for human blood.
Norm: Right.
Cliff: Oh, think about it, Norm. We are talking about a ghost here.
Norm: Yeah?
Cliff: You see, very often, the, uh, walking dead crave the taste of human flesh. And things aren't that much different in the cartoon world, I'm sure.
Norm: Was it really hot on your route today, Cliff?
Cliff: Yeah, yeah. Oh, blacked out a couple of times. Why?

Cliff: [to Norm] Hey, what's the matter? If you'd given as much money to the space program as you have to that guy, we'd have condos on Venus.