‘A Fine French Whine’
Season 10, Episode 10 - Aired November 21, 1991
Woody is happy to see the back of Henri when he announces he's being deported, unless he can find someone to marry him.
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: Oh, there you are, my poor darling. And you've still got your headache, haven't you? Oh, I can see it's gotten worse by those tiny little pressure wrinkles around your eyes. Maybe that's just fatty tissue.
Frasier: It'll go away.
Cliff: Oh, no, no, once you get those fat bags, they're there to stay.
Lilith: Describe the pain to me. Is it a sharp, stabbing pain? Is it a dull ache? Is it a pressure headache? Or is it a throbbing headache, one that just pounds and pounds and pounds and pounds...
Frasier: Lilith, if you don't stop it, my head is going to explode all over this bar!
Norm: All right! Hey, Paul, get out here!
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Such an operator, it makes me sick.
Paul: Yeah, it makes me mad just to look at him.
Henri: Hello, fellows!
All: Hey, Henri, how you doing?
Quote from Woody
Henri: Hello, Woody.
Kelly: Woody, you are so sweet to see Henri off.
Woody: Well, that's just the way I was raised. So, Henri, what time does your plane leave American airspace?
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: Woody, I'm so sorry.
Woody: Well, I'm sorry, too, Kelly.
Kelly: We should have never had that terrible fight. It was all my fault.
Woody: Well, at least we're back together. Now let's never fight again, even if we have genuine disagreements.
Kelly: Woody, I don't think you and I will ever disagree on anything again. Well, I've got to go.
Woody: Where are you going?
Kelly: To City Hall to marry Henri, Mr. Forgetful. I'll call you after the wedding. Love you.
Quote from Kelly
Sam: So, you see, Kelly, when I said that someone was in love with you, see, I wasn't referring to me. Woody is the person I'm talking about. You see, he's the guy who loves you.
Kelly: Oh, I get it.
Sam: Yeah.
Kelly: I love him, too, Sam.
Sam: Oh, there you go.
Kelly: Thanks, Sam. Well, Henri, you ready to marry me?
Quote from Woody
Kelly: I hope you're not upset with me, Woody.
Woody: Heck, no, Kelly. In fact, I got something I want to say to you. How do you pronounce this? Oh, darn that Carla. All right, well, I'll just have to wing it. Kelly, uh... We've been going out for a lot of years now, and I love you, and you love me, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. What I'm trying to say is will you marry me?
Kelly: Of course I'll marry you, Woody.
Woody: Oh, Kelly, you've made this the happiest day of my life!
Kelly: Mine, too. I know I forgave Henri and everything, but I'm still a little miffed at him. I can't believe anybody would pull such a dirty trick just to get a girl.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Hey, look, here's my wallet. I left this thing up here six months ago. See, I never even thought to look up there. All right, I can drive again!
Quote from Woody
Woody: Carla, can I ask you a favor?
Carla: No, Woody, I'm not going to work for you this afternoon. I've already taken over your schedule for the past couple of days, and I'm sick of it. You can just tell your girlfriend you'll see her after work.
Woody: Well, actually, I was gonna ask if you could get off my foot.
Carla: Oh.
Quote from Sam
Woody: Speaking of shifts, Sam, uh, can I leave early? Kelly hates it when I'm late for a date. Henri doesn't care for it much, either.
Sam: Henri? That slick French make-out artist always trying to grab other people's women with some phony line?
Woody: Yeah, that's the guy.
Sam: I always liked that guy.
Quote from Frasier
Lilith: Frasier, I'm concerned. I think it's time we tried alternative medicine.
Frasier: No, no, I am not going to wear a crystal or dissolve herbs under my tongue or listen to some aging hippie playing the whale flute. That's not why I went to college, although, when I went to college, I did all those things.
Lilith: I'm talking about acupuncture.
Frasier: No, never!
Lilith: It's worked for thousands of years. The Chinese people have been practicing it since the Stone Age. Why do you insist on closing your mind to such a time-honored remedy?
Frasier: 'Cause it'll hurt!
Lilith: I'm calling Dr. Lee. [walks off]
Paul: How's your headache, Frasier?
Lilith: Oh, fine. She's into alternative medicines these days.