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- 901 Love Is a Really, Really, Perfectly Okay Thing
- 902 Cheers Fouls Out
- 903 Rebecca Redux
- 904 Where Nobody Knows Your Name
- 905 Ma Always Liked You Best
- 906 Grease
- 907 Breaking In Is Hard to Do
- 908 Cheers 200th Anniversary Special
- 910 Bad Neighbor Sam
- 911 Veggie-Boyd
- 912 Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
- 913 Woody Interruptus
- 914 Honor Thy Mother
- 915 Achilles Hill
- 916 The Days of Wine and Neuroses
- 917 Wedding Bell Blues
- 918 I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face
- 919 Sam Time Next Year
- 920 Crash of the Titans
- 921 It's a Wonderful Wife
- 922 Cheers Has Chilli
- 923 Carla Loves Clavin
- 924 Pitch It Again, Sam
- 925 Rat Girl
- 926 Home Malone
- 927 Uncle Sam Wants You
- Season 10
- Season 11
Cheers
Cheers is a Boston bar where "everybody knows your name", run by former baseball player and recovering alcoholic Sam Malone.
Starring:
Ted Danson, Shelley Long, Kirstie Alley, Rhea Perlman, John Ratzenberger, George Wendt, Kelsey Grammer, Woody Harrelson, Nicholas Colasanto, Bebe Neuwirth.
Recurring Actors:
Paul Willson, Jackie Swanson, Roger Rees, Keene Curtis, Dan Hedaya, Frances Sternhagen.
Original Run: 1982-1993.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Diane in I Call Your Name
Diane: What actors we are, Sam.
Sam: Huh?
Diane: I'm amazed we could pull that off.
Sam: Pull what off?
Diane: Fooling a man so versed in human behavior. There is a spark, isn't there, Sam?
Sam: Well... Gee...
Diane: I don't think it would take much encouragement to turn it into an inferno.
Sam: Oh, yeah. Maybe you're right.
Diane: Sam, let's stop stopping ourselves. Let's let it happen.
Sam: Happen. Happen, yeah. [Diane kisses him] Oh, Diane-
Diane: Frasier! [they stop kissing] Oops!
Sam: Oh, yeah? Well, ha ha! [screams]
Popular Quotes
Quote from Norm in Tan 'n' Wash
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Quote from Cliff in Teaching with the Enemy
Frasier: I want you all to know... I'm not blaming her. It's because of me that my life is in the arms of another man.
Woody: Uh, well, you mean "wife," don't you, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: What?
Woody: You said "life." "It's because of me my life is in the arms of another man."
Cliff: Oh, that's a- That's a Freudian slip there, Woody.
Woody: What's a Freudian slip?
Cliff: Oh, that's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.
Quote from Woody in Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist
Woody: I can't believe it. I'm being shunned. Just like back in Hanover. Just like with the Amish.
Norm: Wood? Who, uh, who shunned you back in Hanover?
Woody: The Amish. Weren't you here for this part?
Trending Quotes
Quote from Cliff in One for the Road
Sam: One by one, I seem to be losing my, uh thrills and, uh, tingles, you know? I keep asking myself, "What- What is the point to life?"
Woody: Whoo, that's a tough question.
Sam: Yeah.
Cliff: Eh. Well, I got the answer.
Frasier: Somehow, I knew you would.
Cliff: Comfortable shoes.
Frasier: Shoes?
Cliff: Yeah, if you're not wearing comfortable shoes, life is just chaos. I mean, the greatest accomplishments in history have been made by men wearing accommodating shoes. Uh, Frasier, tell me, who do you think is the greatest thinker in all mankind?
Frasier: I don't know, uh, Aristotle.
Cliff: There you go. Sandals. Perhaps the most comfortable shoe there is. You hardly even know you have them on. I mean, Confucius, thongs. Einstein, loose loafers.
Woody: Wow.
Quote from Diane in Cliff's Rocky Moment
Sam: Okay, right now, top of the page, you have Bears against the Dolphins. Now. We have a home field advantage which means you've got to be...
Diane: Bears.
Sam: Bears, just like that?
Diane: Well, of course, Sam, a bear against a dolphin? Come on. I mean, that's not even a fair fight. Okay, now what about the Dallas guys against Atlanta?
Sam: All right, all right. Atlanta. Atlanta, uh...
Diane: What color uniforms do they wear?
Sam: Color?
Diane: Yes, the color will tell you the winner. Red beats blue, blue beats yellow, yellow beats mauve.
Sam: Wait. Hey, are you telling me you're going to pick Atlanta over Dallas because of the color of the uniforms? Dallas who up until last week had won six games in a row.
Diane: Who beat them last week?
Sam: Washington.
Diane: And what color was Washington wearing?
Sam: None of your business.
Quote from Cliff in Take Me Out of the Ball Game
Sam: What do you guys think? Seriously.
Cliff: Well, Sammy, uh, we, we'd love for you to do it. I mean well, it'd give us back our lives.
Sam: What do you what do you mean?
Norm: Sammy, it's no secret we've been living vicariously through you for the past several years and lately, frankly, it's gotten kind of boring.
Sam: That bad, huh?
Cliff: I mean, we've actually been thinking about living vicariously through Phil.
Phil: [to a woman] So I get my socks out of the dryer and one of them's missing.
Top Episodes
Top Rated Episodes
Most Popular Episodes
- 918. I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face
- 1126. One for the Road
- 114. Let Me Count the Ways
- 617. To All the Girls I've Loved Before
- 122. Showdown, Part 2
- 612. Christmas Cheers
- 520. Dinner at Eight-ish
- 1107. The Girl in the Plastic Bubble
- 314. The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter
- 406. I Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday