Cheers Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- Season 7
- Season 8
- Season 9
- 901 Love Is a Really, Really, Perfectly Okay Thing
- 902 Cheers Fouls Out
- 903 Rebecca Redux
- 904 Where Nobody Knows Your Name
- 905 Ma Always Liked You Best
- 906 Grease
- 907 Breaking In Is Hard to Do
- 908 Cheers 200th Anniversary Special
- 910 Bad Neighbor Sam
- 911 Veggie-Boyd
- 912 Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
- 913 Woody Interruptus
- 914 Honor Thy Mother
- 915 Achilles Hill
- 916 The Days of Wine and Neuroses
- 917 Wedding Bell Blues
- 918 I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face
- 919 Sam Time Next Year
- 920 Crash of the Titans
- 921 It's a Wonderful Wife
- 922 Cheers Has Chilli
- 923 Carla Loves Clavin
- 924 Pitch It Again, Sam
- 925 Rat Girl
- 926 Home Malone
- 927 Uncle Sam Wants You
- Season 10
- Season 11
Cheers
Cheers is a Boston bar where "everybody knows your name", run by former baseball player and recovering alcoholic Sam Malone.
Starring:
Ted Danson, Shelley Long, Kirstie Alley, Rhea Perlman, John Ratzenberger, George Wendt, Kelsey Grammer, Woody Harrelson, Nicholas Colasanto, Bebe Neuwirth.
Recurring Actors:
Paul Willson, Jackie Swanson, Roger Rees, Keene Curtis, Dan Hedaya, Frances Sternhagen.
Original Run: 1982-1993.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Lilith in The Stork Brings a Crane
Frasier: I can't believe we have a son. But, Lilith, when did all this happen?
Lilith: After the doctor discharged me, I looked for you, couldn't find you, so I took a cab. I gave birth in the back seat. The cabbie was nice enough to let me bite down on one of his foam rubber dice.
Frasier: Oh, my precious angel. You were so brave.
Lilith: The only problem was that every time I pushed, my feet kept opening the back door into traffic.
Frasier: The greatest moment of my life, and I missed it. You must want to kill me.
Lilith: Now, Frasier, now is not the time for reproaches. Now is the time to rejoice. The reproaches can come tomorrow and for the next 50 years.
Frasier: Is it any wonder I love you so?
Popular Quotes
Quote from Norm in Tan 'n' Wash
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Quote from Cliff in Teaching with the Enemy
Frasier: I want you all to know... I'm not blaming her. It's because of me that my life is in the arms of another man.
Woody: Uh, well, you mean "wife," don't you, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: What?
Woody: You said "life." "It's because of me my life is in the arms of another man."
Cliff: Oh, that's a- That's a Freudian slip there, Woody.
Woody: What's a Freudian slip?
Cliff: Oh, that's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.
Quote from Woody in Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist
Woody: I can't believe it. I'm being shunned. Just like back in Hanover. Just like with the Amish.
Norm: Wood? Who, uh, who shunned you back in Hanover?
Woody: The Amish. Weren't you here for this part?