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- 1101 The Little Match Girl
- 1102 The Beer Is Always Greener
- 1103 The King of Beers
- 1104 The Magnificent Six
- 1105 Do Not Forsake Me O' My Postman
- 1106 Teaching with the Enemy
- 1107 The Girl in the Plastic Bubble
- 1108 Ill-Gotten Gaines
- 1109 Feelings... Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
- 1110 Daddy's Little Middle-Aged Girl
- 1111 Love Me, Love My Car
- 1112 Sunday Dinner
- 1113 Norm's Big Audit
- 1114 It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Bar
- 1115 Loathe and Marriage
- 1116 Is There a Doctor in the Howe?: Part 1
- 1117 The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover: Part 2
- 1118 The Last Picture Show
- 1119 Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey
- 1120 Look Before You Sleep
- 1121 Woody Gets an Election
- 1122 It's Lonely on the Top
- 1123 Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses
- 1125 The Guy Can't Help it
- 1126 One for the Road
Cheers
Cheers is a Boston bar where "everybody knows your name", run by former baseball player and recovering alcoholic Sam Malone.
Starring:
Ted Danson, Shelley Long, Kirstie Alley, Rhea Perlman, John Ratzenberger, George Wendt, Kelsey Grammer, Woody Harrelson, Nicholas Colasanto, Bebe Neuwirth.
Recurring Actors:
Paul Willson, Jackie Swanson, Roger Rees, Keene Curtis, Dan Hedaya, Frances Sternhagen.
Original Run: 1982-1993.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Frasier in Fools and Their Money
Frasier: I've been observing what's been going on over here and I have something to say.
Sam: Listen up here, Woody.
Frasier: Do you realize that in the course of the evening, Diane has made 17 errors in the areas of grammar etiquette and statement of fact?
Diane: Frasier, your pedantry is insufferable. And you suck eggs.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Norm in Tan 'n' Wash
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Quote from Cliff in Teaching with the Enemy
Frasier: I want you all to know... I'm not blaming her. It's because of me that my life is in the arms of another man.
Woody: Uh, well, you mean "wife," don't you, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: What?
Woody: You said "life." "It's because of me my life is in the arms of another man."
Cliff: Oh, that's a- That's a Freudian slip there, Woody.
Woody: What's a Freudian slip?
Cliff: Oh, that's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.
Quote from Woody in Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist
Woody: I can't believe it. I'm being shunned. Just like back in Hanover. Just like with the Amish.
Norm: Wood? Who, uh, who shunned you back in Hanover?
Woody: The Amish. Weren't you here for this part?
Trending Quotes
Quote from Frasier in Take Me Out of the Ball Game
Lilith: That's not Whiskers.
Frasier: Of course it is.
Lilith: No, it isn't.
Frasier: Yes, it is. Have you gone mad, woman? I'm telling you, I swear to you that this, this rat is Whiskers!
Lilith: My Whiskers was clever and bright-eyed. This rat is sluggish and slow.
Frasier: Well, he missed you. I missed you. I'm sluggish and slow, too.
Lilith: Also, Whiskers responds to the sound of my voice. This specimen shows no sign of recognition whatsoever. Whiskers? Whiskers? See? No response. Where's my rat, Frasier?
Frasier: Lilith, as a scientist and as your husband, I swear to you that this rat is Whiskers. And I must tell you I'm a little hurt by your accusation that I might try to fool you. I look you straight in the eye and I swear to you that this rat here is... He's on my shoulder, isn't he?
Lilith: Come here, Whiskers.
Frasier: Surprise! I got Whiskers a mate! Oh, you lucky rat. Oh! Now he has female companionship. Do I have female companionship?
Lilith: Not for a long, long time.
Frasier: [to the rat] Nice going, mister. Let's see if you're as sluggish in the snake cage.
Quote from Carla in I Kid You Not
Frasier: Now would it please everyone if I ordered for the whole table?
Carla: It would be delightful.
Lilith: Fine.
Frasier: Thank you. Now, I know that Lilith's delicate constitution is not amenable to shallots. Is there anything else I should be mindful of?
Carla: How considerate of you to ask, Frasier. Actually, I have a delicate constitution, as well. No extra-heavy barbecue sauce. I'll be repeating like a Howitzer.
Lilith: Delightful.
Quote from Sam in I on Sports
Sam: [on TV] The Graf-Everett final may be a good match-up, but if you ask this I on Sports, the fact that Martina Navratilova decided to sit this one out
Norm: Ooh, to say "Martina Navra- whoever" without even-
Sam: [on TV] You know, I got a phone call today from a teenager saying I was taking advantage of my status as an ex-ballplayer and that old squares like me shouldn't be doing the sports. Well, Corky, tonight's commentary is directed right at you. [hip-hop music plays] [Sam raps:] Time to rap about a controversy Gonna take a stand, won't show no mercy A lot of folks say jocks shouldn't be Doing the sports news on TV I don't want to hear the latest scores From a bunch of old broadcasting school bores So get your scores from a guy like me Who knows what it's like to have a groin injury G-G-Groin, g-g-groin G-G-Groin injury. [music stops] Joanne.
Joanne: [on TV] Dr. Buzz, there must be some weather.
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