Cheers Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- Season 7
- Season 8
- Season 9
- Season 10
- Season 11
- 1101 The Little Match Girl
- 1102 The Beer Is Always Greener
- 1103 The King of Beers
- 1104 The Magnificent Six
- 1105 Do Not Forsake Me O' My Postman
- 1106 Teaching with the Enemy
- 1107 The Girl in the Plastic Bubble
- 1108 Ill-Gotten Gaines
- 1109 Feelings... Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
- 1110 Daddy's Little Middle-Aged Girl
- 1111 Love Me, Love My Car
- 1112 Sunday Dinner
- 1113 Norm's Big Audit
- 1114 It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Bar
- 1115 Loathe and Marriage
- 1116 Is There a Doctor in the Howe?: Part 1
- 1117 The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover: Part 2
- 1118 The Last Picture Show
- 1119 Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey
- 1120 Look Before You Sleep
- 1121 Woody Gets an Election
- 1122 It's Lonely on the Top
- 1123 Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses
- 1125 The Guy Can't Help it
- 1126 One for the Road
Cheers
Cheers is a Boston bar where "everybody knows your name", run by former baseball player and recovering alcoholic Sam Malone.
Starring:
Ted Danson, Shelley Long, Kirstie Alley, Rhea Perlman, John Ratzenberger, George Wendt, Kelsey Grammer, Woody Harrelson, Nicholas Colasanto, Bebe Neuwirth.
Recurring Actors:
Paul Willson, Jackie Swanson, Roger Rees, Keene Curtis, Dan Hedaya, Frances Sternhagen.
Original Run: 1982-1993.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Carla in Coach in Love, Part 1
Cliff: Carla, look, the Sox are rallying.
Carla: I've sworn off those losers forever. [crowd cheers on TV] I am not interested.
Commentator: It's going... Going...
Carla: I retract everything! Go Sox!
Commentator: Oh, it's caught. That will do it.
Carla: Oh, God! You know, I don't ask for much in this life. Fresh fish. Ten cents off on laundry detergent. Volcanic boils all over my ex-husband. And the Sox in the Series again before I die.
Cliff: Hey, you're a good woman, Carla.
Carla: Ah, shove it!
Popular Quotes
Quote from Norm in Tan 'n' Wash
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Quote from Cliff in Teaching with the Enemy
Frasier: I want you all to know... I'm not blaming her. It's because of me that my life is in the arms of another man.
Woody: Uh, well, you mean "wife," don't you, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: What?
Woody: You said "life." "It's because of me my life is in the arms of another man."
Cliff: Oh, that's a- That's a Freudian slip there, Woody.
Woody: What's a Freudian slip?
Cliff: Oh, that's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.
Quote from Woody in Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist
Woody: I can't believe it. I'm being shunned. Just like back in Hanover. Just like with the Amish.
Norm: Wood? Who, uh, who shunned you back in Hanover?
Woody: The Amish. Weren't you here for this part?