TV Quotes

Charles: So in the end, it's more than a vending machine. It's a vending experience.
Amy: A vending experience that serves fried octopus balls?
Charles: It also serves eel balls and clam balls and... It's really just the three kinds of balls.
Amy: Oh, okay. On that horrifying note, Scully and Hitchcock, it's your turn.

Jake: Okay, wait. I mean, obviously I love the premise and I think a reverse heist would make for a great movie and I already have the tag line, "This summer there are takebacks."
Doug Judy: Love that.
Jake: The poster would be you and me back-to-back with our arms crossed, but no, I'm not onboard with this. I'm a cop.
Doug Judy: And a cop's job is to prevent crime and that's what you'd be doing. Please, Jake. For me?
Jake: Okay, fine. 'Cause it's your bachelor party and only if I see them put back with my own eyes.
Doug Judy: Yes! Deal. Reverse heist, baby.
Jake: The Takeback. Coming this fall to HBO.
Doug Judy: It's a TV show now?
Jake: Well that's where all the best content is.

Captain Holt: Hmm. It's a little less pink than I recall. But I suppose we exaggerate the beauty of those we love. It's good to have you back, old friend.

Doug Judy: [clears throat] Do you know who this is? This is Matt Daniel, the most popular male ASMR performer on Twitch.
Georgina: ASMR performer?
Doug Judy: Someone who speaks real soft.
Jake: [whispers] I also crinkle paper.
Doug Judy: We're trying to stream and the noise on the eighth floor is unacceptable.
Jake: [whispers] My fans can't hear my mouth sounds.
Georgina: I'm so sorry, I can't hear you.
Jake: [whispers] That's the point, Georgina.
Doug Judy: He says that's the point, Georgina. This is taking too long. Make a video. Tell your 25 million subscribers to never stay at this crap hotel.
Georgina: No, no, no. I'll take care of it. Let me talk to my general manager.
Jake: [whispers] You better run.
Doug Judy: Matt, don't yell. You'll strain your beautiful voice.

Charles: I shouldn't have pushed for the fish ball machine. I should've just played it safe and gone for the fish cake machine.
Amy: So you don't think the fish part was the problem?
Charles: I don't.