‘The Swedes’ Quotes
309. The Swedes
Aired December 6, 2015
In an attempt to solve an international case, Jake and Rosa are forced to work with a pair of Swedish cops and things get very competitive, very quickly. Meanwhile, Amy and Terry offer to help Gina prepare for a big test and Holt enlists Charles to sub in as his squash partner for an annual tournament.
Quote from Jake
Jake: My fellow detectives, ours is not an easy job. The hours are long, the danger is constant, the pay is LOL. But today, a glimmer of hope. For today, a new vending machine. Behold him in all of his glory, so full of strength, and promise, and, most importantly, sodium, gluten and fat.
Quote from Gina
Amy: Okay, let's talk planets. Jupiter is a gas giant.
Gina: So's Hitchcock. How does this help me?
Quote from Rosa
Rosa: Oh my God, I just figured out where the diamonds are. We thought the shipping container came in on October 11, 10/11. But dumb Europeans write their dates backwards. We should have been going for the one from 10 November.
Jake: Of course. Stupid rest of the world writing their dates all dumb.
Quote from Captain Holt
Captain Holt: It's been a pleasure talking with you about the duration of your flight. Good day.
Quote from Charles
Charles: There's no need for Holt to see me unleash the beast.