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‘The Swedes’ Quotes

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Swedes

309. The Swedes

Aired December 6, 2015

In an attempt to solve an international case, Jake and Rosa are forced to work with a pair of Swedish cops and things get very competitive, very quickly. Meanwhile, Amy and Terry offer to help Gina prepare for a big test and Holt enlists Charles to sub in as his squash partner for an annual tournament.

Quote from Jake

Jake: My fellow detectives, ours is not an easy job. The hours are long, the danger is constant, the pay is LOL. But today, a glimmer of hope. For today, a new vending machine. Behold him in all of his glory, so full of strength, and promise, and, most importantly, sodium, gluten and fat.


Quote from Gina

Amy: Okay, let's talk planets. Jupiter is a gas giant.
Gina: So's Hitchcock. How does this help me?

Quote from Gina

Gina: You just made Earth lame, and that is my house.

Quote from Rosa

Rosa: Oh my God, I just figured out where the diamonds are. We thought the shipping container came in on October 11, 10/11. But dumb Europeans write their dates backwards. We should have been going for the one from 10 November.
Jake: Of course. Stupid rest of the world writing their dates all dumb.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: It's been a pleasure talking with you about the duration of your flight. Good day.

Quote from Jake

Jake: I hereby christen thee Snackie Chan.

Quote from Rosa

Rosa: You're what sneezes are!

Quote from Gina

Gina: And how do you know Terrence, space tie?

Quote from Charles

Charles: There's no need for Holt to see me unleash the beast.

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