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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Fugitive (Part 2)

412. The Fugitive (Part 2)

Aired January 1, 2017

A mass escape of convicts from a prison van in the streets of Brooklyn sends the entire squad on a manhunt. The only key witness? Former NFL running back Marshawn Lynch (guest-starring as himself). Meanwhile, Jake and Amy place a bet on who can bring in the most escaped convicts - and the loser has to move into the winner's apartment. Then, with only one fugitive still on the loose, Jake enlists a surprising ally.

Quote from Jake

Captain Holt: You gave him full immunity? Are you insane?
Jake: You told me to cut a deal.
Captain Holt: I thought you'd maybe drop charges on one or two felonies. But do you know how many crimes we're forgiving? Six-
Jake: That's not so bad.
Captain Holt: Hundred!
Jake: Oh, that's way more.


Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: Terry hates hospitals. They reek of death.
Old Lady: Ahem.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, not you, ma'am. You reek of life.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Oh, I see. So the only thing we have to go on is the word of one of your criminal friends?
Doug Judy: Criminals? That's how you see us? Is it a crime to steal bread to feed your family? Or to sell some weed so you can buy video games? Or to steal video games because you smoked all that weed you were supposed to sell?
Captain Holt: Yes, all of those are crimes.
Doug Judy: Damn. Even the bread one?
Captain Holt: Especially the bread one.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: I didn't know we'd have to valet. Perhaps I shouldn't have brought Gertie.
Doug Judy: Who's Gertie?
Captain Holt: (CHUCKLES) That foxy little she-devil we just drove here in.

Quote from Jake

Doug Judy: Gertie? No, man. A car's gotta have a sexy name, like Brooke, or Tiffany, or Sandra, or Candice.
Jake: Yeah, or Suzie, or Dana, or Karen. Oh, no, wait. That's my mom's name. Why did I say my mom's name?
Captain Holt: Ugh. The sight of another man inside her makes me sick.
Jake: Yeah. I dislike this conversation very much.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Treat her gently!
Doug Judy: You know that's not a nice car, right?
Captain Holt: Say that again!
Doug Judy: Damn, Cap. Be cool.
Captain Holt: (even louder) Say that again! ... That's what I thought.

Quote from Jake

Jake: I mean, sure, we're enemies, but in, like, a playful way, like Tom and Jerry. Oh, my God. Was Tom trying to eat Jerry? My whole life is a lie.

Quote from Amy

Amy: I'm sorry. We only excluded you because you're kind of an over-texter.
Charles: Over-texter? That's not even a thing.
Gina: Oh really? So you don't remember the time you sent 97 unanswered texts in a five-minute span?
Amy: My phone vibrated itself off the desk. I think it was committing suicide.

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