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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Terry Kitties

319. Terry Kitties

Aired March 15, 2016

In an attempt to prove to his old precinct that he's not a joke, Terry enlists Jake's help in solving a case from his past. Meanwhile, Adrian moves in with Charles, with mixed results, and Amy invites herself to a hyper-competitive training exercise with Holt and Rosa.

Quote from Gina

Charles: Oh, hey, can I borrow that? Genevieve's out of town. I need two phones so I can send her a "frontie" and a "backie."
Gina: I don't want your ass in my cloud.


Quote from Charles

Charles: The Japanese make toilet seats which squirt a heated jet of water right up your-
Jake: I'm gonna stop you right there, bud.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Just remember we can't ruin Captain Holt's vacation high, so no one say anything that'll upset him. Oh, no, what are those morons doing in there?
Sergeant Jeffords: Maybe it's not that bad; maybe they didn't upset him.
Jake: What'd you do? What'd you say?
Hitchcock: Nothing. We just said, "Welcome back."
Scully: And laughed with him about all the weight he gained in France.
Jake: No!

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: Yeah, now they send me cats to remind me of that day and rub it in my face. I'm gonna go put a ad online so I can find someone to adopt this evil, little turd.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: You better look cute in this picture, or no one's gonna want you. Do something with your damn paws!

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Jake: But it doesn't mean you can't go over to the 6-5 and stand up to those bullies.
Sergeant Jeffords: They'll just make fun of me more.
Jake: What are you talking about, Terry? You are a human mountain. You have more muscles in your ears than I have in my entire body.
Sergeant Jeffords: Never skip ear day, Jake.

Quote from Gina

Charles: Oh, I want him out. But I'm too scared to tell him.
Gina: All right, listen. I know that your spirit animal is a caterpillar that's been stepped on-
Charles: Mm-hmm.

Quote from Gina

Adrian Pimento: You think you can intimidate me?
Gina: Yeah.
Adrian Pimento: When I was undercover, Jimmy "The Butcher" cut off my little toe with garden shears and made me eat it as a loyalty test. I've been through hell.
Gina: Big deal. I worked an a sunglass kiosk at the mall for four years. So not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there.

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