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6Quotes from ‘Stakeout’

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Stakeout

211. Stakeout

Aired December 14, 2014

When Jake and Charles volunteer to spend eight days on a stakeout together, their friendship is strained. Meanwhile, Captain Holt's nephew, Marcus, catches Rosa's eye when he visits Brooklyn.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: The hippo with heads on both ends, that's Hitchcock and Scully.
Amy: How do they defecate?
Sergeant Jeffords: It's a kid's book, Santiago!

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Wuntchtime is over. Boom! Did it. Had it both ways. No regrets.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Captain, you're smiling. It's very weird. Like seeing a turtle out of its shell.

Quote from Amy

Rosa: I'm out. Four hours is the most time I've ever spent alone with any human. It was the worst experience of my life.
Amy: What about that time we drove up to Boston together. That was about four hours. Oh, I see what just happened.

Quote from Gina

Gina: This one's definitely you. Look how masculine the clothes are.
Amy: It's a suit of armour.
Gina: Pantsuit of armour.

Quote from Jake

Jake: "Drop house", a perfect name for a porta-potty. As soon as we get out of here, I am taking that to Shark Tank.


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