Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Jake Quote #182

Quote from Jake in The Chopper

Captain Holt: Wuntch is up to something. There's only one reason she would let us keep this case.
Jake: She took one look at me and said that's the guy I want flying my chopper.
Charles: Ooh, you know how to fly a chopper?
Jake: How hard can it be? It's just a big fan that goes in the sky.

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‘The Chopper’ Quotes

Quote from Captain Holt

Madeline Wuntch: Hello, Raymond. How do you like my new office? Twentieth floor.
Captain Holt: Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Bing-pot!

Quote from Charles

Jake: Okay, just so we're clear, from this point forward, my call sign will be Death Blade.
Charles: And I'll be Rum-tum-tugger.
Jake: No, Boyle, no characters from Cats. Dig deep. Think of something scary.
Charles: Adolf Hitler.
Jake: No! You will be Sidewinder.
Charles: All right, but I'm more scared of Hitler.

Jake Quotes

Quote from The Party

Amy: I can't wait to see the inside of Raymond's house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Charles: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.
Jake: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.

Quote from AC/DC

Jake: I also have a hairline fracture in my thumb. Mankind's least important finger, am I right?

Quote from Operation Broken Feather

Jake: I guess that's your new best friend now, Santiago. Emphasis on "Iago," backstabber.
Amy: I'm surprised you've read Othello.
Jake: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.