Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Jake Quote #209
Jake: But in all seriousness, your honor, I do think she should recuse herself from the trial.
Sophia: Why? You think I might tell everybody in the courtroom that you like to be the little spoon?
Jake: Everyone likes to be the little spoon. It makes you feel safe!
Quote from Rosa
Rosa: Hey, you should run. Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.
Amy: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?
Rosa: I just forget stuff like a cool person.
Quote from Charles
Jake: All right, I'm gonna win this case and then we can put my horrible sexual experience behind us forever.
Charles: I don't know Jake. I'm afraid I'm gonna think about it every time I look at your crotch.
Jake: Then stop looking at my crotch!
Quote from Amy
Amy: Look, I love campaigning and making signs. Lord knows I have enough poster board at home.
Quote from Operation Broken Feather
Jake: I guess that's your new best friend now, Santiago. Emphasis on "Iago," backstabber.
Amy: I'm surprised you've read Othello.
Jake: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.
Quote from The Vulture
Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.
Quote from AC/DC
Jake: I also have a hairline fracture in my thumb. Mankind's least important finger, am I right?