Jake Quote #195
Counsellor: He's walking out. Just like your father did.
Jake: Wait a minute. I didn't tell you about that.
Counsellor: Didn't have to.
Jake: You are good!
Quote from Captain Holt
Captain Holt: Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?
Quote from Sergeant Jeffords
Sergeant Jeffords: Your head is so small. It is so small. Where do you keep your brains?
Quote from Operation Broken Feather
Jake: I guess that's your new best friend now, Santiago. Emphasis on "Iago," backstabber.
Amy: I'm surprised you've read Othello.
Jake: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.
Quote from The Vulture
Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.
Quote from The Party
Amy: I can't wait to see the inside of Raymond's house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Charles: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.
Jake: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.