Sergeant Jeffords Quote #82
Jake: Look guys, if the Sarge wants to chop off his penis, then it's his choice.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's not what a vasectomy is.
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Captain Holt: Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?
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Sergeant Jeffords: Your head is so small. It is so small. Where do you keep your brains?
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Sergeant Jeffords: I'm playing Kwazy Cupcakes, I'm hydrated as hell, and I'm listening to Sheryl Crow. I've got my own party going on.