Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote of the Day

Sunday, July 5, 2020

Quote from Charles in The Swedes

Charles: There's no need for Holt to see me unleash the beast.

Recent Quotes

Saturday, July 4, 2020

Quote from Captain Holt in Suicide Squad

Jake: The point is, without any good leads, Kelly will give the order to use the stingray. An order that we will record thanks to our very own Madeline Wuntch.
Madeline Wuntch: Not possible. Kelly won't tell me anything. He won't even meet with me.
Captain Holt: Perhaps you can sneak in disguised as an old leather chair.

Friday, July 3, 2020

Quote from Jake in The Big House Pt.1

Sergeant Jeffords: Look, we all miss Jake and Rosa, which is why we have to keep working the case. There has to be some way to exonerate them.
Amy: I've been looking, but I can't find anything, and I don't know what to do.
Jake: "I can't find anything and I don't know what to do": title of your sex tape.

Thursday, July 2, 2020

Quote from Jake in AC/DC

Sergeant Jeffords: Fine. You can work the case from right here, but you are tied to your desk.
Jake: Tied to my desk? Mr. Grey will see you now, Sarge.

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Quote from Jake in The Big House Pt.1

Charles: So, it sounds like you're isolated and haven't had any chance to make new friends.
Jake: Well, my cellmate, Caleb, is okay.
Charles: Just remember he's in prison. No matter how small the crime, people don't change and don't deserve second chances.
Jake: Charles, relax. I'm not gonna replace you.

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Quote from Jake in The Tagger

Deputy Commissioner: What are you doing? I told you to back off, Peralta.
Jake: First off, the name's Santiago. Detective Amy Santiago. Second, I'm arresting your son. Which, as I say it aloud, seems like an unwise choice, but it's the one I'm making. Once again, my name is Amy Santiago.

Monday, June 29, 2020

Quote from Charles in Gray Star Mutual

Jake: Come on, you know we didn't commit arson.
Charles: Adrian, this is us.
Jake: Not the TV show.
Charles: We are your friends.
Jake: Not the movie.
Charles: You got to have faith.
Jake: Not the song. Are you doing this on purpose?
Charles: The third one, yes.

Upcoming Quotes

Monday, July 6, 2020

A quote from Rosa in the episode Jake and Sophia.

Tuesday, July 7, 2020

A quote from Jake in the episode Safe House.

Wednesday, July 8, 2020

A quote from Amy in the episode HalloVeen.

Thursday, July 9, 2020

A quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode Paranoia.

Friday, July 10, 2020

A quote from Captain Holt in the episode Tactical Village.