Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote of the Day

Tuesday, December 1, 2020

Quote from Gina in The Ebony Falcon

Gina: Do you have any connections in the FBI or CIA? There's no one else I can turn to to solve this crime.
Captain Holt: Gina, you work in a police precinct. You can turn to anyone here.
Gina: You think these buffoons can help? They're buffoons.


Recent Quotes

Monday, November 30, 2020

Quote from Captain Holt in Return of the King

Captain Holt: Ah, Boyle, there you are. I have a question for you.
Nikolaj: Daddy, wait up!
Captain Holt: Oh, your non-adult is at our place of work.

Sunday, November 29, 2020

Quote from Charles in Coral Palms Pt. 3

Jake: So we know that Figgis is in Coral Palms, but we don't know where he is, and we don't know how many guys he's got with him. The plan is to lure them into the Fun Zone and ambush them. Any questions?
Charles: Yes, did you miss us? Did you ever look up at the moon and wonder if I was looking at it too?
Jake: Yes.
Charles: Knew it.

Saturday, November 28, 2020

Quote from Gina in The 9-8

Charles: Massage! I'll give you a massage.
Gina: Charles, going in the wrong direction and getting himself disqualified. Interesting approach.

Friday, November 27, 2020

Quote from Charles in The 9-8

Charles: So, I guess we all had great partners that we've completely moved on from.
Jake: Because yours died of old age?
Charles: He did.

Thursday, November 26, 2020

Quote from Captain Holt in Boyle-Linetti Wedding

Captain Holt: Maybe I should wing it. Love, it sustains you. It's like oatmeal.
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay. Okay. Not bad for winging it.
Captain Holt: I lied. Took me two hours to write that.

Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Quote from Captain Holt in The Bimbo

Captain Holt: Ah, Dean Allister?
Dean Wesley Allister: Policeman Raymond. Good to see you. [chuckles] Read any interesting magazines lately?
Captain Holt: This again? I was waiting for Kevin, I had finished my book, and I happened to glance at an issue of "The Economist" that someone left lying about.
Dean Wesley Allister: All I remember is you becoming unhinged.
Captain Holt: The only reason I picked it up was to swat a fly. [knocks over a vase] I mean, I'm not crazy. Why are there always flowers here?

Upcoming Quotes

Wednesday, December 2, 2020

A quote from Captain Holt in the episode Ransom.

Thursday, December 3, 2020

A quote from Jake in the episode Jake & Amy.

Friday, December 4, 2020

A quote from Rosa in the episode Greg and Larry.

Saturday, December 5, 2020

A quote from Jake in the episode Chasing Amy.

Sunday, December 6, 2020

A quote from Captain Holt in the episode Payback.