Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote of the Day

Thursday, April 22, 2021

Quote from Jake in The Pontiac Bandit Returns

Jake: I'll have one Lobster Thermidor, extra thermidor on the side. I have no idea what I'm ordering.

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Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in Lockdown

Sergeant Jeffords: Fine, we'll go to my house. Or as Zeke calls it, Tiny Terry's Hobbit Hole.

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

Quote from Amy in The Jimmy Jab Games

Jake: Rosa has this dumb rule about not mixing work with personal stuff.
Amy: That's actually not a bad policy. I once gave my aunt a jaywalking ticket and things really deteriorated between us.

Monday, April 19, 2021

Quote from Captain Holt in Ransom

Captain Holt: Someone took our fluffy boy.
Jake: Oh, my God. What happened?
Kevin: Well, Cheddar and I walked to the bakery together, we shared a plain scone. Then we went to the park, and I let him off leash. He... never came back.
Captain Holt: Someone took our fluffy boy.
Jake: Right, you mentioned that. Now, just to be clear, you didn't actually see someone take him, right? So there's a chance Cheddar just ran away. You know like some dogs do.
Captain Holt: Cheddar isn't some dog. He would never do that. Someone took our...
Jake: Fluffy boy, yes, I understand.

Sunday, April 18, 2021

Quote from Captain Holt in The Mole

Captain Holt: Please don't joke around in there. I know you're used to riffing with me, but Internal Affairs detectives rarely have my sense of humor.

Saturday, April 17, 2021

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in Det. Dave Majors

Sergeant Jeffords: If I worked at Copperhead, I'd be home by now. Swimming in a pool of gold coins like my boy, Scrooge McDuck.

Friday, April 16, 2021

Quote from Amy in Skyfire Cycle

Rosa: It's okay, sir, we don't want to get involved in your personal life.
Captain Holt: It's not personal.
Kevin: It's a math problem.
Rosa: Pass.
Amy: Oh, Mama.

Upcoming Quotes

Friday, April 23, 2021

A quote from Captain Holt in the episode Full Boyle.

Saturday, April 24, 2021

A quote from Captain Holt in the episode The Big House Pt. 2.

Sunday, April 25, 2021

A quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode Det. Dave Majors.

Monday, April 26, 2021

A quote from Charles in the episode The Ebony Falcon.

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

A quote from Gina in the episode Halloween IV.