Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote of the Day
Sunday, September 27, 2020
Scully: Hey, Gina. Did you see "Real Housewives" last night? If she says no, then ask about "Below Deck."
Gina: What are you doing?
Scully: She's getting suspicious, Scully. Act natural.
Gina: Are you wearing an earpiece?
Scully: Tell her no. Scully, stop saying what I'm saying. Be normal.
Saturday, September 26, 2020
Jake: Look, sarge, I burnt two hundred calories.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's your heart rate.
Jake: Yeah, that checks out.
Friday, September 25, 2020
Jake: Three hours with no Holt or Terry. Do you know what this means?
Jake: No, Charles.
Thursday, September 24, 2020
Jake: Hey, your kids like the same cereal as me.
Wednesday, September 23, 2020
Amy: Okay, I've got something.
Jake: Oh. That's not Brandon's profile. It's mine.
Amy: I just want a quick peek at your attendance record. Zero absences. Oh, mama Printing this for later.
Jake: Keep it in your pants, Santiago.
Amy: Oh, that's exactly where it's going.
Tuesday, September 22, 2020
Detective Lohank: Well, well, well, if it isn't one of the world-famous Night Bros.
Jake: It's the Night Boys, and why did I correct you? I would've preferred "Bros."
Monday, September 21, 2020
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Friday, October 2, 2020