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9Quotes from ‘Paranoia’

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Paranoia

320. Paranoia

Aired March 29, 2016

Rosa enlists Jake to help change Terry's disapproving opinion about her fast-moving relationship with Adrian Pimento. But their love for each other is put on hold when Pimento thinks someone from his past is trying to kill him.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Jake: That was 18 days ago. He's getting saner by the minute. In a month, he'll basically just be Frasier.
Sergeant Jeffords: Don't use Frasier's name in vain.
Jake: Copy that.

Quote from Gina

Gina: Now before I tell you my idea, are you allergic to dolphins?

Quote from Charles

Charles: May the best maid win.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Jake: Look, I know you're upset because Pimento seems a little amped up-
Sergeant Jeffords: We were going 90 with the headlights off!
Jake: But please just give him a chance to explain before getting all angry and yelling, "Hey, man!"
Sergeant Jeffords: Hey, man! What the hell were you doing?

Quote from Hitchcock

Jake: Okay, look, this was maybe a weird way to start the night, but the good news is, we can still make our dinner reservation and no one got hurt.
Hitchcock: Actually, I cut myself real bad.
Jake: Of course you did.

Quote from Gina

Rosa: What is my favorite soup?
Amy: Chicken noodle.
Gina: Potato leek.
Charles: Corn frickin' noodle. I mean, chowder, damn it.
Rosa: You're all wrong. I've never had soup.
Gina: Don't bother. They all suck.

Quote from Hitchcock

Jake: All right, sure, tonight got off to a weird, rocky start, but you know what else got off to a weird, rocky start? America, and we all love America now, right?
Hitchcock: Well, it's no Amsterdam.

Quote from Charles

Charles: Well, the groomsmen are having a great time. Jake just texted me about where to get a veal tongue.

Quote from Scully

Scully: Yeah, Sarge. If Jake wants to pay for us to have a fun night out, let's not stop him.
Jake: I'm not paying for it. We're splitting it.
Scully: Well, then, I'm with Terry. This wedding's a sham.


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