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18Quotes from ‘Operation Broken Feather’

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Operation Broken Feather

115. Operation Broken Feather

Aired February 2, 2014

Jake is upset when he learns Amy is considering leaving the precinct to work with "the Vulture" at the Special Crimes unit. Meanwhile, Jeffords helps Captain Holt reorganize the precinct to make it more productive.

Quote from Jake

Jake: I guess that's your new best friend now, Santiago. Emphasis on "Iago," backstabber.
Amy: I'm surprised you've read Othello.
Jake: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Amy, check it out.
Amy: Nice! You got it framed?
Jake: Of course. It commemorates our victory over the Vulture: the greatest day in human history. Sorry the tear gas made you look like a demon dog at the end of Ghostbusters.

Quote from Charles

Sergeant Jeffords: So we have good news, and we have bad news.
Charles: My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.

Quote from Jake

Jake: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Captain Holt: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Jake: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
Captain Holt: I pity your dentist.
Jake: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: (At a cinema watching Moneyball] The statistical analysis. [sobs] It's so beautiful.

Quote from Charles

Charles: Darn it. I had a belly dancing class. Tonight was Egyptian undulation.
Gina: Oooh, show us some moves.
Charles: Sure.
Captain Holt: Dismissed!

Quote from Captain Holt

Sergeant Jeffords: Any time Mount Diaz erupts, everyone in the squad avoids her.
Captain Holt: Mount Diaz. Humorous. Yes.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Ah, Captain Holt. You look very ... sad? I can never tell.

Quote from Jake

Mlepnos: This song is a celebration song for when a dog loses its virginity.
Jake: Who checks that?!

Quote from Rosa

Bill: Name's Bill Voss, just got this thing in the mail, said I won a free Bahamas cruise!
Sergeant Jeffords: Congratulations, Bill! *Holds up police badge* You have six outstanding warrants for credit fraud!
Bill: Oh, man! Can't it wait 'til I get back from the Bahamas? I won a cruise!
Rosa: You're not very bright, are you, Bill?

Quote from Captain Holt

Sergeant Jeffords: Where did he get that?
Captain Holt: Good Lord, we're doomed. Boyle looks like a lesbian.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: Don't worry, I had a backup plan. I distracted her with a mirror. She's like a cockatiel, sir. Fascinated by her own reflection.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Irwin, how would you like the honour of being the first man to undress in front of Amy Santiago?

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: Are you familiar with the story of Icarus? He didn't want to quit, he flew too close to the sun, his wax wings melted and he died.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Are you familiar with the story of Moneyball? A man uses statistics and logic to win several baseball games. It's my favorite film.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: Tell me, what room is right down the hall from her desk?
Captain Holt: The bathroom.
Sergeant Jeffords: If people are afraid to walk by Diaz, bathroom breaks will be to a minimum.

Quote from Jake

Amy: What's going on in there?
Hotel worker: An auction of Greek antiquities.
Jake: Ah, I believe it's pronounced "antiques".
Amy: I'm sorry about my partner.
He's never been to a museum.
Jake: Have so.
Amy: Wax museums don't count.
Jake: Then why are they called museums? It's right there in the name.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: I'm flying high, Sergeant, and I'm never coming down.


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