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‘Old School’ Quotes

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Old School

108. Old School

Aired November 12, 2013

When Jake meets one of his heroes, Jimmy Brogan, a former crime reporter, he tries to emulate his hero's old fashioned attitudes. His infatuation with the old-style reporter ends after Jake makes some drunken comments about the precinct which Brogan sees as "on the record". Meanwhile, Terry and Charles coach Rosa on how to appear on the witness stand.

Quote from Rosa

Rosa: And when this is over, I'm going to find you, and I'm going to break those little fingers.
Judge: Ms. Diaz, please stop threatening the stenographer!


Quote from Jake

Jake: That hurt so bad. Let me know when he's gone so I can slide onto the nice, cool floor.

Quote from Amy

Jake: I eat coffee grounds!
Amy: Sure you do, pineapples.

Quote from Rosa

Rosa: Why do you care so much about some old reporter?
Jake: Some old reporter? Is the sky just some big blue hat that the world wears?
Rosa: No. And no one has ever thought that.

Quote from Jake

Captain Holt: You look like a corpse we just pulled out of the river.
Jake: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.

Quote from Rosa

Sergeant Jeffords: We need to soften up your look. My wife and Charles's mom both donated some clothes.
Rosa: Your wife and Boyle's mom are both blind?

Quote from Charles

Charles: Rosa, I think you're nervous.
Rosa: Of course I'm nervous. What did you think was wrong?
Sergeant Jeffords: We just assumed you were a terrifying human being with a short fuse.
Charles: But if the problem is that you're nervous, that's where Charles Boyle lives, baby.

Quote from Charles

Charles: You just need to go to your happy place.
Rosa: What's that? Sounds stupid.
Charles: Well, everyone's happy place is different. For me, I just imagine I'm slurping up the world's longest piece of linguine. It just keeps going and going, and every twenty feet of noodle, there's a sauce change.

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