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‘Johnny and Dora’ Quotes

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Johnny and Dora

223. Johnny and Dora

Aired May 17, 2015

Captain Holt pairs Jake and Amy up to catch a notorious identity thief. Things take an intimate turn when Jake and Amy go undercover as Johnny and Dora, a newly engaged couple. Meanwhile, the whole precinct is shocked by the news that somebody is leaving the Nine-Nine.

Quote from Captain Holt

Sergeant Jeffords: We got the letter.
Captain Holt: Well done. Now get me Madeline and a bucket of water. It's time to melt a witch.

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Quote from Rosa

Rosa: Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.
Madeline Wuntch: Call me the devil, Raymond? How original.
Captain Holt: Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Excuse me. We were just looking for a place to-
Amy: Boink.
Jake: Yes, boink. That's my preferred term for it, too.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: I am sorry for getting so emotional.
Jake: Pretty consistent tone, actually.
Captain Holt: These have been the - These have been the best years of my career.
Jake: Oh no, this is new.
Captain Holt: And I know that everyone of you gave me everything you had. And I will never forget it.
Jake: Go back to being Robo-Captain.
Captain Holt: Meep-morp. Zeep.
Dismissed.

Quote from Captain Holt

Gina: Sir! I'm coming with you.
Captain Holt: Thank you, Gina.
Scully: I'm also coming.
Captain Holt: Not necessary.

Quote from Captain Holt

Gina: You can't leave us.
Captain Holt: Madeline's not some invincible succubus. She's a regular succubus and she can be defeated.

Quote from Scully

Jake: That machine's been here for ever. It's basically part of the force. Take Scully instead.
Scully: Yes, please. Take me to the land of vending machines.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Don't count your gross fish babies before they've hatched, Madeline.

Quote from Jake

Jake: In the immortal words of Amy Santiago, girlfriend please!

Quote from Captain Holt

Madeline Wuntch: So you've got an audience for this spectacle?
Captain Holt: Yes, well, who wouldn't want to see a man fight a crocodile.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: You have until tomorrow, you grackle.

Quote from Jake

Jake: All right, there's only one way out of this for me. I've got to get super cruel. Prepare to have your physical flaws pointed out, Amy. I'm talking about your tall butt and your weird elbows.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: I want to say, it has been a pleasure to have worked alongside all of you for the past twenty-one and a half months.

Quote from Hitchcock

Jake: Who do you think it's gonna be?
Sergeant Jeffords: I've no idea.
Hitchcock: I bet it's me. I just hope I'm ready.


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