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‘Halloween III’ Quotes

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Halloween III

305. Halloween III

Aired October 25, 2015

The third installment of Captain Holt and Jake's Halloween heist culminates with a tie-breaking competition to claim the title of "amazing detective slash genius." This year, Jake and Holt split the squad into two teams to help them win.

Quote from Gina

Gina: If I die, turn my tweets into a book!

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Quote from Amy

Amy: Remember when you set off the witch? You made Captain Holt flinch, which was weird, since his door was closed. But not weird, since he actually heard it over a bug he planted at your desk.
It was in an old muffin that you never threw in the trash.
Jake: That's why people throw away garbage.
Amy: How are we together?

Quote from Amy

Amy: He left a tiny crack in the blind, so I could read the Captain's lips.
"Sharon and your kids will distract Jake."
They'll be here at 9:30 sharp.
My waffle xylophone on the cheese man."
Captain Holt: What?
Amy: My lip-reading is not flawless.

Quote from Gina

Charles: Well, I have exciting news.
I found the perfect guy to set you up with.
Gina: After zero consideration, I'm happy to say, "hard pass."

Quote from Gina

Gina: How is it possible that a spirit such as yourself even knows Charles?

Quote from Captain Holt

Sergeant Jeffords: So we wanted Jake to take the crown?
Captain Holt: Sergeant, are you familiar with the Hungarian fencing term, Hossz Gorcs?
Sergeant Jeffords: You must realize my answer is no.

Quote from Captain Holt

Amy: Sir, Jake really pissed me off, and I want to help you take him down.
Captain Holt: Well, that's an intriguing proposition. You certainly could be useful.
Amy: Thank you.
Captain Holt: To Jake! I got you, Peralta! You're not fooling anyone!
Amy: Why does everyone think that's where a camera would be?
Captain Holt: Because the cleavage cloaks the camera with its curves.
That will be all, spy.
Sorry I said cleavage.

Quote from Gina

Charles: So, I see you've been assigned to guard the briefcase too.
Gina: Yup, I'm not supposed to let it or you out of my sight, if that even is you.
Charles: Ow, that's my face!
Gina: Oh, sorry I thought it was a cheap, rubber mask.

Quote from Jake

Sergeant Jeffords: Is this meeting about something?
Jake: It's about everything.


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