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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Gintars

610. Gintars

Aired March 14, 2019

A visitor from Latvia causes Charles and Jake to investigate Nikolaj's family. Holt and Amy bring in famed forensic scientist Dr. Yee to help close a case for Rosa.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Look, Charles, don't look behind you, but I think we're being followed.
I saw this guy when we were leaving the precinct, and he was in line at lunch, and now he's right behind us.
Charles: Is it someone you arrested?
Jake: I don't recognize him, but judging by the head-to-toe denim, I say he's either not American or deeply American. I'm thinking Ukraine or Kentucky.

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Quote from Charles

Gintars: It's gift for Nikolaj.
Charles: Nikolaj?
Jake: How do you know Charles's son?
Gintars: My name is Gintars. From Latvia. I am Nikolaj birth father.
Charles: Ohh! Nikolaj's birth father who I'd never hope to meet. Very cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, c-c-c-c-c [passes out]

Quote from Charles

Charles: So what? You have money now, and you're just gonna take Nikolaj back?
Gintars: No, no, I don't want to take boy from you. I just want to meet him one time. Look, I know it's lot to ask, but, please. Nikolaj is my sex result.
Charles: Oh, yeah? Well, I walk your sex result to school every morning.
Jake: No, don't use his words.
Charles: I help your sex result with his homework.
Jake: This is bad, even for you.
Charles: I sing your sex result a lullaby every night.
Jake: I just wanna do something.

Quote from Charles

Gintars: Please. I'm in town for 10 more days. Let Nikolaj know I exist. Let me spend time with him. I could take him to Russian bathhouse. Has he been?
Charles: No! I'm not some weirdo that takes my eight-year-old to the Russian bath! We take our baths at home together as a family like normal people!
Jake: Not sure you have the upper hand on that storm-off, Boyle.

Quote from Captain Holt

Dr. Ronald Yee: I'm sorry, Detective Diaz. I know it's upsetting when a hunch doesn't pan out.
Captain Holt: Well, it's over. The flies have it. Keep your eyes on the flies. Flies don't lie. Now, that's a good one. Oh, no, it's Santiago's. Damn it.

Quote from Jake

Gintars: Jake! You set me up. Do you even have mutilated penis?
Jake: [sighs] ... No. It's perfect.

Quote from Charles

Charles: It's just- Adoption is complicated. No matter how much I want to be, I'm not Nikolaj's real father.
Jake: Come on, Charles. Of course you are.
Charles: Well, that'll be up to him. And he may even change his mind about it throughout his life. I mean, all I can do is make him feel safe and give him as much love as I can.
Jake: Well, I think Nikolaj is very lucky to have you.
Charles: Nikolaj.

Quote from Captain Holt

Amy: What are you saying out of your weird face?
Rosa: We put the flies near fresh blood, and nothing happened. They didn't react at all.
Captain Holt: Do you know how stupid these accusations sound? Diaz, you're fired.
Rosa: What?
Amy: Dr. Yee is one of the most respected forensic experts in the country.
Captain Holt: For you two - let's not mince words - common fools to suggest that you found the flaw in this brilliant man's-
Dr. Ronald Yee: They're right.

Quote from Amy

Dr. Ronald Yee: The flies don't sense blood. They're just regular flies.
Amy: But, Dr. Yee, you can't be a fraud. You gave a TED Talk.


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