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16Quotes from ‘Det. Dave Majors’

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Det. Dave Majors

221. Det. Dave Majors

Aired May 3, 2015

When Jake and Amy are assigned to work a case with the best detective in the NYPD, Detective Dave Majors, they both try impress him. Jake is forced to confront his own feelings for Amy when Majors declares his intention to ask Amy out on a date when the case is over. Meanwhile, when Terry considers taking a job at a private security firm, Gina and Boyle try convince him to stay at the Nine-Nine.

Quote from Gina

Gina: If Rosa had a twin, she would have eaten her in the womb.

Quote from Gina

Charles: Are you leaving us for Copperhead?
Gina: Because I am prepared to light Charles on fire in protest.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: My own office. With walls!
Charles: Did you tell him Terry doesn't love walls?
Sergeant Jeffords: No, Terry loves walls.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Jake, he's a highly decorated detective. He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglass choreography. He's gonna be too distracted by my notebook flip.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Every time I solve one, I go get a steak dinner. My cholesterol is -a- terrible.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Oh, my God.
Jake: Rosa's wearing pink! Rosa's wearing pink!
Amy: Are we sure it's not just a white shirt that's been bloodied in a motorcycle crash?

Quote from Charles

Gina: Yeah, but what's his body like on a scale of Charles to Terry?
Charles: Sorry, buddy.
Sergeant Jeffords: What? I'm the ten!
Charles: Sure you are.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Sir, please let the record show that the sauce on his face is from yesterday. And it's that level of eagle-eyed observation that I plan to-
Captain Holt: Enough.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Gary Shaw has attempted to pry me away from the NYPD for eight years. When he makes his offer, I know just what I'll say. Never's not just a crater on Mars.
Of course, it is a crater on Mars.
Charles: That's hilarious.
Captain Holt: It's not meant to be funny, Boyle. It's meant to be devastating.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Mr. Shaw, let's just cut to the chase. Never's not just a crater on Mars. Of course, it is a crater on Mars.

Quote from Gina

Gina: We're throwing Terry a "Please Stay" party. My vision is a frozen yogurt machine operated by Pam Grier.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: What's that smell? That's lavender. Terry loves lavender.

Quote from Rosa

Rosa: Why the long face? That Mexican candy giving you nerve damage again?
Jake: Probably, but who even cares.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: If I worked at Copperhead, I'd be home by now. Swimming in a pool of gold coins like my boy, Scrooge McDuck.

Quote from Jake

Jake: And don't worry, I'm just getting warmed up. I still have eight sunglass moves locked and loaded. Make that nine.

Quote from Gina

Gina: Hey, Terry, got any new baby pics?
Sergeant Jeffords: You hate looking at pictures of my twins. You said since they were identical I didn't need to take photos of both.
Gina: That doesn't sound like Auntie Gina. I love your baby pics. And your stories of the twins' sleep schedules.


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