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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Defense Rests

214. Defense Rests

Aired January 25, 2015

After Sophia thinks her and Jake's jobs make a relationship unworkable, Jake tries to patch things up by befriending Sophia's boss, Geoffrey Hoytsman. Meanwhile, Deputy Chief Wuntch is dependent on Captain Holt for a job recommendation.

Quote from Captain Holt

Deputy Chief Wuntch: I'm the front-runner for a job in the Boston PD.
Captain Holt: Boston? But it's so close to Salem. You do know what they do to witches up there, don't you?

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Quote from Gina

Gina: So you choose your dad over me, your co-worker who hates you?

Quote from Gina

Gina: The only reason I didn't tell you is I don't value you as people, so why be honest?

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Jake: Please Sarge, just come. Do it for me. Do it for love.
Sergeant Jeffords: Damn Jake, you know Terry loves love. I'm in.

Quote from Captain Holt

Rosa: Deputy Chief Wuntch is here to see you.
Captain Holt: Oh, please stay Diaz. I need a witness in case her head starts spinning around, or she turns into a she-wolf.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Well Diaz, the deed is done.
Rosa: You torpedoed her promotion?
Captain Holt: Sadly, no. I gave that goblin a good recommendation. Your story about the marker turd really hit me. I began to realize that if even you thought I should take the high road, that was probably the right choice.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: No, you should be changing her auto correct. What's her last name?
Jake: Perez.
Captain Holt: No, it's butt now. Sophia Butt. That feels good, doesn't it?
Jake: Not really.
Captain Holt: Okay. Let's get sauced.

Quote from Rosa

Rosa: I'm sorry you didn't get your vengeance, Mother Holt.
Captain Holt: Good one.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: Defense attorneys are monsters. Except for you, you're fine.

Quote from Jake

Jake: All of our worst enemies are here. Brown hair guy. Ponytail lady. Asian Don Cheadle. I refuse to learn their names because it humanizes them.

Quote from Captain Holt

Rosa: What was Sarge's advice?
Captain Holt: Oh, you and I both know what Mother Jeffords would say. Take the high road. But I asked you, Detective Diaz, because you understand vengeance.

Quote from Gina

Gina: What are you creeps doing? You made me look away from my phone. You better pray I didn't miss a text.
Amy: In the two seconds you looked away?
Gina: Seventeen texts. All of them important.

Quote from Gina

Gina: Move over please, I do have a wedding to plan. Because if this thing's happening, it's not going to be a Boyle Bros event. For starters, all the bridesmaids are going to be dressed like Roseanne from the television show Roseanne.
Charles: Oh, I like that show.

Quote from Gina

Charles: Papa's a gentleman and he won't propose until he gets Gina's permission, and she won't give it to him.
Gina: Who says papa? Are you a little French boy?

Quote from Jake

Jake: So I will focus mainly on skiing and Atlantic City when I talk to him tonight at the Fundraiser for the Association of Brooklyn Public Defenders, aka the Chamber of Asses. No wait, that's too sexy. The Chamber of Snakes.

Quote from Amy

Amy: I'm a notary. No big deal. I met the comptroller.


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