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‘Coral Palms Pt. 2’ Quotes

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Coral Palms Pt. 2

402. Coral Palms Pt. 2

Aired September 27, 2016

After Jimmy The Butcher Figgis sees Jake and Holt's viral video, the two begin plotting their attack. However, when caught red-handed, they are forced to experience the other side of the interrogation table. Back at the precinct, a questionable new Captain takes over.

Quote from Charles

Amy: Guys, guys, the marshal gave me good news about Jake.
Charles: Jake's back. Jake's back! Oh, we're not ready. We need gummy worms. We need them now!


Quote from Jake

Captain Holt: No, we'll have to bribe the gun store owner so he doesn't run our names.
Jake: But we don't have any money. Oh, my God. I'm the bribe, aren't I?
Captain Holt: You're not the bribe.
Jake: Why, what's wrong with my body?

Quote from Jake

Jake: Glass eye, you're up. Oh, so much drier than I would have thought. Did I want it to be wet?
Captain Holt: Jake!
Jake: Right! Sorry. Just holding an eyeball in my hand.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Also it probably goes without saying, but it's chill to whiz in this thing. I mean, I have been. You can if you want. I haven't been if you haven't. Have you? I haven't. Have you?

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Actually I borrowed $3,000 from my walking group friend Ruth.
[cut to Holt and Ruth power walking]
Captain Holt: Ruth, I'm going to be straight with you. I accidentally knocked up a woman.
Ruth: Greg!
Captain Holt: You know me. I see a pair of thick weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window.
Jake: Heterosexual you is such a dog.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Amy: I can't believe they all let C.J. and Gina just buy them off. But we don't need them, 'cause we've got you, and you're a sergeant. Did you sign the letter yet?
Sergeant Jeffords: Um ... I-
Amy: What did he give you?
Sergeant Jeffords: He gave me the ability to continue to serve this community unencumbered by a necessary oversight. Now, I really have to-
Amy: What did he give you?
Sergeant Jeffords: He gave me a yogurt fridge, all right? I asked for a yogurt fridge, and I got one, right next to my desk! I'm only a man.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Time is running out. We have the right to a phone call. We need to call the Nine-Nine so they can sort this out with the sheriff.
Captain Holt: No, they would want to get involved and that could endanger them.
Jake: They'd be okay with that. Charles and Amy both love me. Rosa's not scared of anything. I'm like a mentor to Terry.

Quote from Captain Holt

Jake: This is bad. Figgis has the marshal, and now he knows where we are.
We're sitting ducks. That's the worst kind of duck.
Captain Holt: Tell that to the Dutch Hookbill.

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