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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Chocolate Milk

202. Chocolate Milk

Aired October 5, 2014

When Jake offers to drive Sergeant Jeffords to the hospital for his vasectomy, Terry tells Jake he thinks of him as "work friend" - not a friend friend. When a drugged up Terry admits he isn't sure he wants the vasectomy, Jake tries to prevent the operation. Meanwhile, Captain Holt is in a precarious position when an enemy from his past returns in a position of power.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Good news is our evaluation will be done by Deputy Chief Brandt. We have a good rapport. He was once my captain.
Charles: So he's kinda like our grand-captain?
Captain Holt: That is amazingly funny.


Quote from Jake

Sergeant Jeffords: Stop worrying about my vasectomy, man. Maybe you should focus on your own body. When was the last time you had a carrot?
Jake: Well, it's my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I have to, I'll just eat the frosting.

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