TV Quotes

Sergeant Jeffords: Joining us for lunch, Sir?
Captain Holt: Oh, no, I've already consumed the required calories for this day period.
Rosa: Yummy.

Charles: He should already think you're great. Like with my dad. He doesn't need me to prove to him that Jake Peralta's the best cop in the precinct, he knows it.

Gina: Click. I just captured the exact moment you realized you had failed. I guess we all got something out of this.

Sergeant Jeffords: I warned you against using donuts. They're my trigger food.
Amy: Terry.
Sergeant Jeffords: These islanders are delicious.

Scully: Oh my God, Jake, who's flying the plane?
Jake: Co-pilot, Scully, co-pilot.

Captain Holt: I'm going with Gina's suck an egg idea. You get the Beyonce tickets.
Gina: Of course I do. I told you, it was my birth right, you bitches.

Charles: I grew a goatee and it looks amazing, and I know you can see it.
Rosa: Of course we can see it, Charles. It's horrible.

Sergeant Jeffords: You probably can't tell, but I'm flexing my brain like crazy right now.

Rosa: You use the seesaw to press down on their necks until fatty confesses.
Captain Holt: Incorrect. And disturbing.

Jake: That's my dad. The captain talking right now. I came out of his body. No big deal.

Jake: Sorry, Scully, we only had two uniforms.
Scully: It's okay. For some reason, all the fries and gravy, and cheese upset my tummy.

Captain Holt: Those islanders and their pathetic seesaw haunt my dreams. They mock me in my sleep. Riding up and down in a teeter-totter of taunts.