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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Boyle-Linetti Wedding

217. Boyle-Linetti Wedding

Aired March 1, 2015

On the day of her mother's wedding to Charles's dad, Lynn, Gina struggles to keep things running smoothly even with the squad's help. On their way to the wedding, Jake and Amy chase down a criminal, while Captain Holt steps in after Terry has trouble officiating the wedding.

Quote from Gina

Gina: My mom is marrying, shudder, Charles's dad, toilet emoji.


Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: I remarked afterwards that I wished the officiant had been more efficient. It was very funny. Kevin still talks about it. Maybe I should open with that zinger?

Quote from Rosa

Rosa: I've only said I love you to three people. My mom, my dad and my dying grandpa. And one of those I regret.
Charles: Which one?
Rosa: Grandpa. He beat cancer so I now I look like an idiot.

Quote from Amy

Amy: That stuff with us is in the past. We talked about that.
Jake: I know, but that was before you saw me in this dope ass tux. I mean you must be freaking out.
Amy: Oh, I really am. I'm really into rented clothes. I love how many butts have been in them.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Maybe I should wing it. Love, it sustains you. It's like oatmeal.
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay. Okay. Not bad for winging it.
Captain Holt: I lied. Took me two hours to write that.

Quote from Captain Holt

Minister: So, do you Kevin-
Minister: And do you-
Captain Holt: Yes. Yes. We do. We're married.

Quote from Captain Holt

Sergeant Jeffords: What did the official say when you got married?
Captain Holt: Not much. When gay marriage was legalized, we're not sure if or when it was going to be struck down, so speed was of the essence.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: I mean working out is not the only thing I feel comfortable talking about.
What would you say is your mom's favorite move at the gym?

Quote from Gina

Gina: Give me the ring.
Jake: You sound like Gollum.
Gina: That means nothing to me. I don't see those movies, I'm too pretty.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Marriage is a con-tract
Between two adults of- different families.
It's a Haiku. And a fact. It works on two levels.

Quote from Charles

Jake: Guys, guess who I'm about to see.
Charles: The Boobs? Michael Buble?
Jake: You're the only one who calls him that.

Quote from Captain Holt

Gina: My mom's priest dropped out so I need one of you two to step up. Urgh, who would be better equipped to deliver a heart-felt, emotional speech about love?
Captain Holt: I have to imagine it's not me.

Quote from Amy

Jake: Right, you hate him because he has a typo on his counterfeit bills.
Amy: No, because he passed 4 million dollars in fraudulent bills, Jake.
But also, two Rs in pluribus. I mean did none of those cashiers take Latin?

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