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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Admiral Peralta

710. Admiral Peralta

Aired April 2, 2020

Jake and his father deal with unsettled family business. Amy and Rosa work a high-profile case. Terry wants to join the NYPD band.

Quote from Amy

Sergeant Jeffords: Sorry, we're so happy for you, but we also maybe, kind of already knew. I mean, you didn't do the best job of hiding it.
Sergeant Jeffords: Why have you been carrying that box around so much?
Amy: I just love this box.
Captain Holt: Why are you reading that newspaper? It's two days old.
Amy: I just love this issue.
Rosa: Hey, why are you wearing that Hazmat suit?
Amy: I just love this look.


Quote from Hitchcock

Hitchcock: Please, don't go looking for that witness.
Amy: We're just trying to fix your screw-up.
Scully: We didn't screw up. The witness gave us his name, but he asked us not to write it down because he's undocumented.
Rosa: So he's scared to show up to testify at the courthouse because he didn't want to be detained by ICE.
Amy: Damn it.
Hitchcock: You know, that keeps lots of immigrants from helping cops.
Rosa: Yeah, we know that. We're just surprised that you know that.
Scully: That's insulting. I'm very concerned with immigration issues.
Hitchcock: And I've dated my fair share of spicy...
Rosa: No!
Amy: Scully said the nice thing. You don't need to go past it, Hitchcock.

Quote from Captain Holt

Charles: Ooh, fun! Terry's playing the flute.
Captain Holt: At work. Who are you, William Wonka?

Quote from Captain Holt

Sergeant Jeffords: No, this is police business. The flautist for the NYPD band retired, and I'm going to audition to take her spot. Captain Holt, you love music. Can you give me some pointers?
Captain Holt: I'd rather not. The music they play is dreck. Last month, they performed Sousa at a fallen officer's funeral. And the people were so appalled, they cried.
Charles: Or they were crying for the deceased.
Captain Holt: No, she was very unpopular. The band made them cry.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Okay. Give me your flute. Wrong! First rule: never give anyone your flute.

Quote from Jake

Jake: I can't believe you hit me. I'm sorry. My face is throbbing. Hey, "Dino Bites."

Quote from Hitchcock

Amy: Wait. This is good. There was a witness who saw everything. Identified the thief, they even described the getaway car down to a dent in the right bumper. We're golden.
Rosa: Yeah, but Hitchcock and Scully forgot to write down the witness' name or contact info.
Amy: What? No, that's insane. Even they wouldn't do something that dumb.
Hitchcock: Dumb? Excuse me. I don't need this crap. I could be on the beach in Figi right now.

Quote from Jake

Amy: [on the phone] Hey, babe, how's it going?
Jake: Amazingly well.My dad and my grandpa are actually getting along. They've been catching up nonstop.
Roger Peralta: Aunt Millie?
Walter Peralta: Dead.
Roger Peralta: Uncle Thomas?
Walter Peralta: Dead.
Roger Peralta: Aunt Janet?
Walter Peralta: Dead.
Roger Peralta: Uncle Dean?
Walter Peralta: Gay.
Roger Peralta: Ooh, good for him. What about Aunt Lyn?
Walter Peralta: Dead.
Jake: Apparently there was a fire at the family reunion. Lucky for my Uncle Dean, he was not welcome at the event.
Amy: Wow. Dark.
Jake: Yeah.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Captain Holt: You're not bad. You're maybe even... Good. But to make you great, I'd have to break you down to nothing. It would ruin our friendship.
Sergeant Jeffords: I can handle criticism. My daughters criticize me all the time. They're so mean now. Please help me, sir, please!

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