Previous Episode Next Episode 

‘48 Hours’ Quotes

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: 48 Hours

107. 48 Hours

Aired November 5, 2013

When Jakes arrests a suspect with little evidence, the squad has 48 hours to collect enough proof to make the charges stick or they must release him. Meanwhile, Charles judges a pie contest when Rosa and Gina argue over the best pie in town, and the Captain helps Terry deal with his brother-in-law.

Quote from Captain Holt

Sergeant Jeffords: He makes me feel so small!
Captain Holt: Well, who cares what he thinks? You're a police sergeant! You're a grown man!
Now take your nap. And if I see the lights on in here, I'm going to be very disappointed in you.


Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Rosa: Is that a nightgown?
Sergeant Jeffords: That's mine. It's a T-shirt from my fat phase.
Jake: "If at first you don't secede, try try again."
Sergeant Jeffords: You're that big, you buy anything that fits. A lot of fat guy clothes have racist overtones.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: I know everyone's mad at Peralta for ruining their weekend.
Jake: But?
Captain Holt: That was it. I was just demonstrating for Detective Peralta what a fact is.

Quote from Captain Holt

Jake: You slept in your office and you look exactly the same. How?
Captain Holt: What are you talking about? My hair is a mess.

Quote from Charles

Charles: You just graduated pie school, bitches. Sorry I said bitches, I'm just really worked up.

Quote from Jake

Jake: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Rosa: You people already know too much about me.
Jake: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

Quote from Gina

Gina: You think you can just bully people, but you can't. It's not okay. I'm the bully around here. Ask anyone.

Quote from Scully

Scully: Hi guys. There's good news and there's bad news. The bad news is my salt water taffy place was closed.
Captain Holt: And the good news?
Scully: Whitman's alibi checked out. Security footage from Torque shows he was there.
Jake: That's not good news. That's bad news.
Scully: Right, that is bad news. It's on me. Sorry.

Quote from Jake

Captain Holt: Every one's tired, Peralta, they just want to go home.
Jake: Yeah, but I have to prove I'm not selfish so I don't care what they want.
That sounded bad.

Quote from Amy

Jake: I want to brush my teeth.
Charles: Jake, it's been in my mouth!
Amy: That's the grossest thing I've ever heard!
Jake: That's the grossest thing you've ever heard? You caught a guy on the subway with a bag of human ears!
Amy: Your thing's grosser.

 Previous Episode Next Episode 
  View another episode