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‘Wheels’ Quotes

Boy Meets World: Wheels

414. Wheels

Aired January 17, 1997

It's Cory's sixteenth birthday and after passing his driver's exam, Cory wants to head out on the open road with his friends, but Alan has a hard time letting his soon go.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Here, put these on.
Morgan: I don't want to wear boxing mittens. I don't know how they work.
Cory: They're not boxing mittens, they're boxing gloves. And they don't work, you just hit me!

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Quote from Cory

Cory: It's my sword and I'm not sharing it.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: I'm not going with you guys to some R-rated movie.
Cory: Uh, Van Damme takes his shirt off.
Topanga: Auhooga!

Quote from Cory

Cory: Because tomorrow I got wheels. I am free and independent. Tomorrow I am a man!
Waitress: Who gets a clown burger?
Cory: (raises hand) I collect the little hats.

Quote from Cory

Morgan: I'm Cory. I'm 16, and I'm going to Atlantic City to see an R-rated movie. *Laughs*
Cory: Uh, here, Morgan, let me help you make the matinee. *Pushes Morgan's toy car*

Quote from Eric

Cory: Eric, when you were 16-
Eric: Yeah, I had the same great hair.

Quote from Eric

Cory: Listen, did Dad still treat you like you were six?
Eric: No. He weirded out a little bit on me because, you know, I got my license and made him feel old, and he went out and bought a cemetery plot and everything, but I bet you it's not nearly as bad as he's treating you.

Quote from Eric

Cory: 'Cause he likes you better.
Eric: Yup, he does, he does. Well, that, and he still had you around.
Cory: Well, he's got Morgan.
Eric: Girl.
Cory: What?
Eric: You're his last son, son. Now you're old enough to drive away and leave him alone with Morgan, who goes to-
Cory: Art class.

Quote from Cory

Morgan: Fine. I'm glad you're happy. I have to change into my party dress for your party.
Cory: No dress. Wear pants. Keep the helmet on. And call a doctor.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Dad, come on, I'm 16. I'm not a little kid anymore.
Waitress: Here's your clown burger. I told them it was your birthday, so they threw in an extra hat.
Cory: Whoo-hoo! I mean, (less emphatic) whoo-hoo.

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